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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

(Source: dicemastaflex, via marihvana)

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

(Source: dovga.com, via thatssoaud)



vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

(via toocooltobehipster)

(via beyondhighh)

awwww-cute:

Ready for battle

awwww-cute:

Ready for battle

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thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.

thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.

(Source: ollymoss, via idkwhatowrite)

customer: can you break $100
me: sure *karate chops the $100 bill in half*
customer: haha epic
president obama: *bursts thru door* you can't do that to money
me: really
obama: yeah
me: well my older brother said that he ripped a $100 bill in half once and took it to the bank and was like "I accidentally ripped off part of these two $100 bills so can I have $200 dollars" and they were like "yeah"
obama: whoa damn
me: yeah
obam: prolly should'nt have told me that tho lol
me: haha yeah
me: well hey man I'm sorry, would you mind gettin a quick pic with me
customer: give me your phone I'll take it
me: thanks

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

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bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

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