why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
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Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
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Baby. Let’s get out the good china.
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can you break $100
sure *karate chops the $100 bill in half*
*bursts thru door* you can't do that to money
well my older brother said that he ripped a $100 bill in half once and took it to the bank and was like "I accidentally ripped off part of these two $100 bills so can I have $200 dollars" and they were like "yeah"
prolly should'nt have told me that tho lol
well hey man I'm sorry, would you mind gettin a quick pic with me
give me your phone I'll take it
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell